"You Got To Be Kiddin' Me!"

The Curious Case Of The Missin' G's:

yipp yipp yappin’

flip flip flappin'

zipp zipp zappin’

tipp tipp tappin’

snippin’ and snappin’

leashin’ and lashin’

trippin’ and trappin’

spittin’ and spattin’

jibberin’ and jabbin’

rippin’ and rappin'

Gee, what have you for me!

An eternal cosmic pestilence?

Backbiting and necromancing?

Forever entering where unwanted.